Moonboots |
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01. Dancing Fantasy - Voodoo Jammin` |
Moonboots was excavated out of the Jurassic rocks that jut proudly out of the Wigan hinterland. He was defrosted, using a hairdryer and heavy breathing, and revived thanks to the wonders of modern technology. Although he could only say 'UG' for the first ten years of his life and lived on a diet of raw woolly mammoth he showed an appreciation of 80s synth bands with worrying haircuts and Balearic tendencies, something that has remained with him ever since, along with the taste of woolly mammoth in his molars. Moonboots has never been fully integrated into normal society and now lives in sheltered accommodation for defrosted cavemen in Miles Platting. |
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